The brief: cool, quiet, invisible
A bedroom AC has one job: get the room to a comfortable temperature before bed and hold it there silently. Noise matters more than raw cooling power; a unit you can hear at 2am is a unit you'll resent.
For most UK bedrooms, a 2.0–2.5 kW wall-mounted split is the right size. Smaller rooms (under 12 m²) can use a 1.5 kW. Anything bigger than 2.5 kW for a normal double bedroom is almost always oversized.
Indoor split units typically operate at 19–32 dB at low fan speed.